Happy Independence Day!
I'm heading to Monticello to watch a group of people become new American citizens.
Chance of choking up: high.
stevewhitaker (Steve Whitaker) from Charlottesville
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I wish you could hear the things I don't say.
Lorisays (Lori Ager) from my own little world
2 hours, 14 minutes agoView original
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Blog posted. Now off to bed on this, We Made The Colonies Independent and Let Them Spell Colour, Axe and Aluminium with Missing Letters Day.
neilhimself (Neil Gaiman) from mostly near minneapolis
2 hours, 44 minutes agoView original
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Limbaugh implied "All men are created equal" is a belief proprietary to the GOP, meaning the phrase doesn't mean what *he* thinks it means.
nictate (nictate ) from City of Charlie's Angels, CA
2 hours, 57 minutes agoView original
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New criteria for following someone on Twitter: Do you seem like an actual human being and not a soulless joke machine?
cleversimon (Simon Crowley) from Edmonton, Alberta
3 hours, 16 minutes agoView original
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As I lay me down to sleep,
I take the socks off my feet,
If I die before I wake,
I hope you all eat some cake.
GPappalardo (Soap Box Liberal) from San Diego
3 hours, 28 minutes agoView original
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First do the robot dance, then go to bed. It is very important that you get the order right.
yowhatsthehaps (Sarah) from Vancouver, BC
3 hours, 42 minutes agoView original
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Are you kidding me? Cheese-stuffed pizza crust? You know if's going to be years before they figure out another way to put cheese on a pizza.
blankslate (Alex) from Great White North
4 hours, 10 minutes agoView original
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Boyfriend left town unexpectedly, so depressed I invited 1 or 14 of my closest friends.
blankslate (Alex) from Great White North
4 hours, 12 minutes agoView original
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Just went completely Samir on a Thomson DSL modem. Shards of joy.
textism (Dean Cameron Allen) from Rhône Valley, FR
4 hours, 14 minutes agoView original
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God, if you can't make me thin,
Please get me a good job so I can afford liposuction.
harrisuz (Harriet May) from Newcastle upon Tyne, UK
4 hours, 16 minutes agoView original
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Sarah Palin looks hot in her Schadendruedian slip.
hellbox (Martin McClellan) from Seattle
4 hours, 18 minutes agoView original
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The most exciting Tour de France in ten years AND Palin quitting politics forever? I love you too, Universe. Thanks again for the gifts.
mathowie (Matt Haughey) from Portland-ish, OR
4 hours, 21 minutes agoView original
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Did you ever see that 007 movie where Bond kills his dad and sleeps with his mom? You know, "Oedipussy".
emoglasses (Nathan Harrison) from Portland, OR
4 hours, 21 minutes agoView original
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Pedicure client to me: "are you going to cut my toenails?" Um, no. I'm going to chew them off, dumbass.
expat_erin (Erin) from Not Sydney
4 hours, 22 minutes agoView original
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It appears that after hours of love, care, attention and affection, my bird is feeling much better.
Also, the budgie might be improving.
PolarBear_ (CokeBear) from C-eh n-eh d-eh 1123.6536.5321
4 hours, 29 minutes agoView original
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IT'S RAINING!!!!!
What? I live in a desert, ok?
jackholt (Jack Holt) from Tehran
4 hours, 40 minutes agoView original
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Babysitting gig salvaged just short of Shue-reminiscent shitstorm.
nictate (nictate ) from City of Charlie's Angels, CA
4 hours, 45 minutes agoView original
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Well, I just spilled a box of Nerds all over the carpet. The good news is that they're very easy to see, being neon colored and all.
Veronica (Veronica Belmont) from San Francisco
4 hours, 50 minutes agoView original
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some days would suck a little less if you could just fold them up into little origami cranes and then set them on fire.
Sarcomical (Melissa) from on the cusp of contentment
4 hours, 55 minutes agoView original
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