@ you mean 5.04 ladymiles.
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I am sad to report that @ did NOT win the triathlon. She did, however, finish with an excellent time and spirit (for a non-winner).
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I wonder if triathlon announcers dream of moving up to comedy driving classes. #shutupdouchebag
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@ That and the obits. I don't trust that shit online.
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Up at 5:30AM for another episode of Ethel and Lucy go running.
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My informal IM survey returned 9 women saying "WTF?!?" and one gay dude replying "Fucking HOTTTT!!!"
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@ Comedy gold. It's like having a real-life Smails kid.
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Fantastic write-up of the greatest show I ever saw: Butthole Surfers at City Gardens in '87:
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The douchebag name generator is broken. It always returns 'Mike Arrington'.
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There are two things keeping San Francisco from being a great city: the public transit, and the people.
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Christ. Cycling is full of doping. Think I'll stick to baseball.
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@ I dunno, maybe having it performed in its entirety by an all-dwarf autistic cast at your birthday party?! (Don't laugh, it HAPPENED!)
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Dude at game bumps me and says "You're a long way from Philly."
"You're only about 3 feet and another crack away from Philly," I reply.
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It's true a D battery and a AA battery thrown from the upper level into the bleachers land at exactly the same time. Science!!
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Giants fan in the bathroom giving me shit was so drunk he didn't even realize I was pissing on his shoes.
Still World Champs!
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True to form, Phillies fans started a fight in the bleachers. Thrown beer. Fisticuffs. Ejections. On Law Enforcement Night. Live the dream.
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Somedays you get the Panda, somedays the Panda gets you. Let's do this again tomorrow.
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Now THIS is what it feels like to be a Phillies fan.
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Law Enforcement Night while the Phillies are in town CAN'T be a coincidence.
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Oh for fuck's sake. Turns out that Iran isn't actually Iran after all; but some other country PRETENDING to be Iran. 'Not VERIFIED? Denied!'
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