Exhibiting apathy in the face of manufactured crisis is sometimes the only logical response.
brettp (Brett Peters) from Williamsburg, VA
2 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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Holy shit, who ARE all you people on Favrd?
brettp (Brett Peters) from Williamsburg, VA
2 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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Any day you get to use a Monty Python song correctly in context is a good day.
brettp (Brett Peters) from Williamsburg, VA
2 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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I am vaguely aware that Apple announced something this week that I will likely be buying, but haven't had time to look at of yet.
brettp (Brett Peters) from Williamsburg, VA
3 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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This meeting to discuss a 5 hour outage has begun in a very civil manner.
I have a bad feeling about this.
brettp (Brett Peters) from Williamsburg, VA
3 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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It only takes one 6 hour outage to remind you that you don't like 6 hour outages.
brettp (Brett Peters) from Williamsburg, VA
3 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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Trying to find an AC repairman on a Sunday in Williamsburg is like oh fuck it's too hot to make jokes.
brettp (Brett Peters) from Williamsburg, VA
3 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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The best thing about cooking for The Boy is that he's a relatively uncomplicated critic.
Related: first time cooking pancakes today.
brettp (Brett Peters) from Williamsburg, VA
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Don't camp your inbox. It isn't healthy.
brettp (Brett Peters) from Williamsburg, VA
1 month, 1 day agoView original
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The answer to "have you read my email?" is always no. If I'd read it, I would have done something about it.
brettp (Brett Peters) from Williamsburg, VA
1 month, 1 day agoView original
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I'm sorry, but I can't take you seriously when you talk about gathering Thought Leaders from Around the Enterprise (tm). Sorry about that.
brettp (Brett Peters) from Williamsburg, VA
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Co-worker's husband is in the hospital for heart problems. He's on the transplant list.
Still think your day is bad?
brettp (Brett Peters) from Williamsburg, VA
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@wryredhead I like it when toddlers congratulate you for doing it right.
brettp (Brett Peters) from Williamsburg, VA
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Apparently, the life lessons contained within "The Gambler" are not applicable to the life of a 4 year old.
Just wait, buddy. Just wait.
brettp (Brett Peters) from Williamsburg, VA
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If I want ambiguity in my diagnosis, I can do that at home.
brettp (Brett Peters) from Williamsburg, VA
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I have a business meeting today at a skeet shooting range.
They call it "the Tidewater way."
brettp (Brett Peters) from Williamsburg, VA
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The boy came in this morning fully dressed. Shirt was on backwards, black socks w/ white hard hat, but...
OMG he's growing up so fast.
brettp (Brett Peters) from Williamsburg, VA
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The Boy doesn't understand the concept of putting pictures on your desk for the sake of other people. I'm not sure I do either.
brettp (Brett Peters) from Williamsburg, VA
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You know, there have got to be better ways to lose weight than through virus-induced nausea.
Just thinking out loud here.
brettp (Brett Peters) from Williamsburg, VA
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Would you be as scared of The Black Death if it was called the Marmot Plague? Or the Rat Pandemic?
brettp (Brett Peters) from Williamsburg, VA
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