Sure, so my sociopathy isn't cured.
But at least I've managed to manipulate my therapist
into full-blown bulimia.
(Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK
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And here is the aforementioned whorish self-linking. The Weekly Show - A Third Is Pure Out-takes ::
(Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK
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Those awaiting the new Weekly Show will have to wait an hour whilst Vimeo converts it. Don't worry--I'll link to it like the whore I am.
(Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK
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Heading out for the midnight showing. Not in costume, but I am wearing a watch.
Remember when we had to wear watches?
(Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK
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@ should not worry, because I'm pretty sure I have ninja powers.
Oh, and a massive sword.
(Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK
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Two more followers and I hit 1,500. *Then* my Dad will admit he loves me.
(Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK
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Catching a midnight showing of Watchmen tonight. Tomorrow I'll be speaking in monotone and breaking pinkies.
Also I'll have seen Watchmen.
(Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK
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The Weekly Show - The Difficult Second Album ::
(Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK
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@ - Tell that to my astro-plague.
(Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK
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The Weekly Show.
Not Weekly.
(Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK
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If I were busy writing an episode of the web show I've been planning, that would be a great excuse for not tweeting a joke right now.
(Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK
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Give 'em a hit of crack and they'll do anything for the second one. After that, you've pretty much got babysitting licked.
(Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK
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Our love will last until the freezer breaks down. #dahmer
(Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK
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My writer's block doesn't affect me.
The daily beatings seem to keep him in line.
(Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK
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To be clear, @ is me. I am do the tweets. It is parody. Now follow and validate me, you bastards.
(Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK
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If you like my #tcot tweets, you'll love @ . Don't say I never do anything for you.
(Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK
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The call is coming from INSIDE THE PHONE.
(Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK
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We have always been at war with Eurasia.
Also the itchy tags in the backs of shirts. Am I right?
(Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK
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I'm starting a meme where we all reveal our social security numbers.
You first.
(Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK
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If one of the The Help dares look me in the eye again, they'll find themselves becoming The Unemployed. #tcot
(Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK
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